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Go Wachowski Brothers, Go

Last week, I read a David Lynch interview in which he (gasp) declares film stock a relic of the past and that he is now and forever shooting on digital. Considering it’s David fucking Lynch, I’d say that’s way past an endorsement — that is the proverbial last nail in Kodak’s coffin. After all, aren’t the David-Lynch-fanboy-film-school-students (I used to be one) who are leading the resistance against changing times?

Today, I get butterflies in my stomach after reading a transcript of a press conference with Tommy Lee Jones asking Susan Sarandon about her small part in the Wachowski Brothers’ next film, Speed Racer. She reveals that those crazy kids are shooting the film in high-def, but as a composite so that the entire frame will be in focus — like a cartoon.

I’ve only recently become interested in HDR/composite photography but I have yet to produce anything worth while. The idea of shooting an entire feature film like this but also with an infinite depth of field blows my mind. The Wachowski’s have always been good at that. I can already smell some technical achievement awards.

Posted in Film, Technology, YouTube

August 28th, 2007 | 3:37 PM

To Alberto Gonzales, With Love

pinocchio

(photo: Offspring_Fan6923)

Posted in Politics

August 27th, 2007 | 2:13 PM

She Was Just Nervous

Miss Teen South Carolina enlightens us with her thoughts on US American education and how we can help countries such as South Africa, Iraq and such as. It appears that beauty pageants are still…beauty pageants.

Posted in Random, TV, YouTube

August 27th, 2007 | 11:51 AM

Dedication

Dedication

Mandy Moore and Billy Cruddup’s characters must figure out how they can be lovers if they can’t be friends in Dedication
(photo: IMDB)

After a summer full of less-than-memorable blockbusters (i.e. the lack of film reviews I’ve written in recent months), I was able to watch a more memorable film in the form of a charming, indie romantic comedy. The film is called Dedication, written by lyricist and songwriter David Bromberg and directed by Justin Theroux, who can been seen in the American Psycho clip I posted earlier delivering the line “Jesus…that is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?” Others may remember him as Brenda’s Nate-less lover in Six Feet Under.

The film begins in a New York porn theater (do these still exist in the city?), as Billy Cruddup and Tom Wilkinson are watching poorly projected 16mm smut to inspire their creative tasks as children books writers and illustrators, respectively. It is here that Wilkinson, the clear mentor to Billy Cruddup’s character, has an epiphany to write a Christmas story about a beaver. Continuing in the first act, the characters - most certainly Cruddup’s - are portrayed as deeply flawed and accentric. Their books go on to sell thousands of copies and they find the success they have, or have not been looking for.

Wilkinson’s health takes a turn for the worst and their editor, played by the always-great-in-that-role Bob Balaban, forces Cruddup to pick up a new illustrator to meet another Christmas deadline. The new illustrator is Mandy Moore, playing the typical starving-artist in New York who is not actually starving but being enabled by her mother to pursue a fourth talent in a line of three other failed talents. After much resistence, Cruddup agrees to work with Moore on the new book and ends up falling in love with her. Cruddup’s own paranoid and bizzare personality, coupled with Moore’s ex-boyfriend rolling into town to woo her back provide the conflict for the second and third acts.

At this point, the film becomes somewhat cliché although I struggle to cope with how a romance story is not inherently cliché. While Dedication starts and flows through a strong start, it does finish with a different tone, not quite as strong. Otherwise, the stylized editing and non-linear fashion are used with intelligence and consistency rather than purely for an asthetic. The film’s soundtrack is the other accentric character in the film; Deerhoof performs a classic and appropriate accompanyment to the characters and situations in Dedication, similar to the definitive soundtracks for Garden State and Rushmore.

With all of the film’s sums, I enjoyed Dedication and would recommend watching it. Theroux’s style could be compared to a very green Wes Anderson or Michel Gondry sans his fancy tricks. Billy Cruddup and Tom Wilkinson nail it, as they always do. While I suspect the casting of Mandy Moore was to offer more credibility and draw to the film with audiences, it is Moore who will end up with more credibility for doing this film in the long run. That is, unless License To Wed finds it’s audience on DVD.

I was just listening to Au Revoir Simone - Stay Golden

Posted in Film, New York

August 26th, 2007 | 8:51 PM

“You’ll Have To Bleep It Out”

a stray pit bull on the streets of Detroit

A stray pit bull on the streets of Detroit, MI (photo: coyoteblues)

That was part of the vetrinarian’s response on HBO’s Real Sports’ segment on dog fighting in which he was asked what he thinks about the people that facilitate the underground “sport”. What the old man didn’t realize is that HBO doesn’t have to bleep out his commentary that the people involved in the dog fighting subculture are, as he went on to say, “…low-life pieces of shit.

Exactly.

The segment, inspired by one of the low-life pieces of shit in the NFL, was difficult to watch, and not just because it had footage of actual dog fighting. And it wasn’t just the video and still captures of the casualties and injuries sustained by dogs — some abducted/kidnapped — to help train the fighting canines. Nor was it the scene in which they euthanize a former dog fighting pit bull; the only humane choice these abused animals are left with.

No, the hardest part about watching the dog fighting segment was the low-life piece of shit they interviewed (his face, hidden in shadows to remain anonymous) who had only just recently quit training and fighting dogs because his “wife couldn’t stand it”. When asked if he missed dog fighting, the low-life piece of shit replies in a sentimental tone, simply “…yes. I loved it.

It appears that dogs have become the niggers in a persistent American subculture who insists that someone — or something — are slaves for degenerates’ amusement and profit. Perhaps this is why I expected a little more from the NAACP on this issue. Then again, I typically get burned when I hold political action committees up to a high standard.

Tomorrow is my first fantasy football draft. I tried to name this team “My Dog Shit in Michael Vick’s Mouth” but it was too long.

I was just listening to Deerhoof - Our Angel’s Ululu

Posted in Personal, Politics, TV

August 26th, 2007 | 7:57 PM

Music Video Graphic Design, cont.

Golden Cage by Whitest Boy Alive is another video with a focus on graphic design, specifically optical illusions. A fun video to watch more than once:

Remind Me reminded me that I have yet to hear a song with Erlend Øye’s vocals that I didn’t like. And speaking of my could-be Norwegian distant relative, when is Whitest Boy Alive going to play some shows in the United States? Other than Europe, it appears only the Mexicans are so lucky.

On a personal note, I like to play this song on my bass when I’m missing somebody. It’s a sad song but it makes me want to dance.

Posted in Design, Film, Music, YouTube

August 22nd, 2007 | 1:13 AM